Saking susahnya cari kerja

Saking susahnya cari kerja, seorang lulusan ITB akhirnya menerima kerja di kebun binatang bandung, tiap hari ia memakai kostum gorila, (toh ga ada yang liat karena pake topeng) mengunyah kacang dan pisang terus menerus....

Ia berlompat lompatan dan setiap hari dengan lincahnya... dan juga dapat berhitung!!! Semenjak itu pengunjung kebun binatang bertambah banyak untuk menyaksikan gorila yang lincah dan juga... pintar (lha wong ITB..).
Akhirnya pada satu hari, tibalah saat yang naas itu, waktu ia melompat lompat, ia tergelincir dan terjatuh ke kolam buaya... "Matilah aku kali ini" katanya dalam hati,. Ia berusaha memanjat secepat cepatnya kepinggir kolam, namun buaya lebih cepat mendekat dengan mulut menganga lebar.... Dan gigi gigi yang runcing siap merobek robek tubuhnya....

Para pengunjung berteriak ngeri ketika moncong buaya menyergapnya... Antara sadar dan pingsan ia mendengar bisikan dari dalam mulut buaya... "Jangan takut mas, kita dari UI".....

NB: ini cuma cerita fiksi belaka dari milis merto21 jadi jangan di anggap serius :)

Where to buy cheap official program in Netherlands (online)

I have found some online shop for software in the Netherlands called surfspot. In this online shop, it sells alot of software (official) with "student" price... as it is indicated "student" than you have to proof your self that you are a student in Netherlands.

what you have to do is:

1. you go to www.surfspot.nl

2. choose a place where you are studying in "(Onderwijs) Instelling" then press "inlogen".

3. After you loggin with your student number (e.g. your "s" number if you are TUE student) and type your password. Press "inloggen" for the second time.

4. Then you well see some products in the front page but that's not all, you can also search a product that you want...

What !! ??

this might be the most visible thing that i got to prove that Netherlands should have 2 red cards instead of (only) 1. The kung-fu scene happened before Hetingha had his first red card during final WC 2010. In the other hand, as Paul had predicted, Spain won the game with supreme skill in offence.

Congratulation Spain !

Periodic Table for visualization

Just got some link form my friend in Braunschweig about the periodic table... well not that periodic table you might have known but this periodic table. This periodic table gives ideas about what possible graphics that can be use to describe data. Check it out, it is interesting.

Download MP3 gratis

Bagi yang mau download mp3 gratis yang cukup lengkap bisa download di http://www.mp3raid.com/

3G and 4G for dummies

This is the difference between 3G and 4G...

CH. 12 "Words"

Satisfaction comes from the job. It depends on how hard one work.

Be a person who tests his limits and come out of a tough situation.

Once you conquer ur mind, there is no fear.

'Everything is mental' -- so once you perceive it, you can do it.

'Success doesn't only mean that you have to be a Bill Gates'-- it also means steps like improving yourself, your family and your village

Life is a tough tenure & dangerous; it doesn't mean we have to be afraid of it.

There is risk everywhere & in every profession. Better to take risks here than anywhere else.

I like elders who convince you with the power of their words.

Though I miss my family, -- I think I am fulfilling their dream to be a better man.